We
eat breakfast in Cortez, then stop at an Indian Trading Post
for an hour. Then off to the southeast. We’d looked at the map last night and found
the shortest distance to Los Alamos. “Looks like it goes
over some mountains, but it cuts off a hundred miles or so,” I
said.
That turned out to be a major understatement.
When we arrive in La Junta we miss the
sign for the shortcut road and drive 15 miles before we realize
our mistake. We backtrack and finally find a tiny sign that
reading Rt. 156. ..and a second sign offering: “Warning,
this road is undeveloped and under construction.”
That, too, turns out to be an understatement.
The first 10 miles are almost straight
up a winding two lane blacktop. It slows us down a little,
but I’m thinking,
hey, it’s nothing to someone who’s driven Pike’s
Peak and Mesa Verde.
Then the turns become switchbacks and we travel little slower.
And then the road turns to dirt. Literally.
We continue to climb, twist, and turn. The Taurus bumps along,
over rocks and ridges that are as solid as mummified ribs.
Just as I’m thinking
it can’t get worse, the road narrows to one-and-a-half
lanes filled with six inch ruts.
I grew up on dirt roads so I’m not panicking, but I am
driving still slower as I weave in and around the ruts and navigate
the curves. There is not a straight stretch on this road. Whoever
built it didn’t have a sober day in his life.
Huge sandstone rocks peer out like sullen ghosts from the big,
solemn ponderosa pines that strive in vain to cover them.
There are a few small ranches here and
there, small cabins and trailers with dead, rusted cars and
pickups littering the rough shod yards. These houses don’t look neighborly. While I’ve
been concentrating on path navigation, Leigh has been eyeing
the rocks along the road. Unfortunately, we’re going slow
enough for her to really study them.
“That’s it! That’s the one I want!” She
says. “Stop!”
She’s done this before and most of the time I’ve
been able to say there’s someone behind us or there’s
too much traffic, or we’ve gone too far past it. Not here.
A total of two cars have passed us, going the other way, and
no one is behind us. I pull off the dirt lane.
“Which one?” We get out.
“This one!”
I look at it in disbelief. “My God,
that thing must weigh 50 pounds!”
“We both can lift it.”
I shake my head, open the trunk, and stare in total disbelief.
“Oh my God!” I guess I haven’t been paying
attention. The trunk is full of rocks! “Where did all these
come from?”
“Oh, I’ve been picking them up here and there,” she
says, admiring the rock she wants to take.
“We don’t have room for more
rocks!”
This is a very dumb thing to say. I’ve said it many times
over the years and it hasn’t worked yet. Without a word
she shuffles packages, boxes and suitcases. She steps back and
points to a hole. “Put it right here.”
I lift the rock – slowly, it weighs more than 50 pounds
--and place it carefully in the trunk. The back end settles down
a full inch. I go around and look at the car. I can feel its
weariness. “You’ve got so many rocks in the trunk
that you can barely see the top of the back tire,” I say. “We’re
going to break the springs!”
She studies the car. “We’ll
put some of the rocks on the floor of the back seat.”
“You’ve already got rocks in
the back!”
She shrugs. “We’ll just make
room.”
I give up, take a few paper pictures, and
we resume the drive. It feels like we’ve finally reached the top of whatever
mountain this is, and the drive is fairly level –not straight – but
level.
Four hours after we began climbing the mountain, we finally
start the descent
with the same kind of hairpin turns and
breathtaking views of the New Mexico Mountains. I guess it’s New Mexico. I’ve
never driven for such a long period at such slow speeds with
no clue where I am.
It’s near dusk. A sign at the bottom lets me know that
we’ve crossed the San Pedro Mountains . . .on a dirt road.
If Pedro’s the one responsible for
that winding patch of mud, someone better take away his tequila.
That idiot had no business building a road.